Updates To sp_HumanEvents and sp_PressureDetector And More!

Ain’t Nothing To Do

I’ve made some changes to my scripts! Exciting. Sorta. Kinda.

sp_PressureDetector

Got a name change. The code hasn’t changed at all. I started getting annoyed by the formatting and the underscore between pressure and detector.

Now it looks a whole lot more like other scripts in your arsenal.

Heh. Arse… nal.

Go get it here.

sp_HumanEvents

There have been a ton of improvements and fixes here. I realize it’s bad form to generalize like this, but I went into overdrive making sure things were nice and tidy for GroupBy. There have been improvements to XML querying and processing, how data gets pulled in and correlated, and finally how it gets displayed.

Go get it here.

get_letters and get_numbers

What sweet little helper functions! They’ve been updated to include versions that don’t require a numbers table.

Go get them here.

Thanks for reading!

Going Further

If this is the kind of SQL Server stuff you love learning about: these days I have AI do the annoying stuff for me. My new video course teaches you to work the same way, and I teach whole teams in a one-day workshop. Someone still has to know enough SQL Server to keep the robots in check, and that’s what my training is for.