Tag: SQL Server

Simulating WAITFOR In Scalar UDFs In SQL Server

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How To Use A Numbers Table To Replace WHILE Loops In SQL Server Functions

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Finding Bad Density Vector Estimates In SQL Server

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Performance Pains With NOT IN And NULLable Columns In SQL Server

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A Little About Automatic Tuning In SQL Server

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Performance Pains With NOT IN And NULLable Columns In SQL Server

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It brings the total cost on 24 hours of SQL Server performance tuning content down to just about $100 USD even.

Good luck finding that price on those other Black Friday sales.

It’s good until I wake up and remember to turn it off, so hurry along now.

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If this is the kind of SQL Server stuff you love learning about, you’ll love my training. I’m offering a 75% discount to my blog readers if you click from here. I’m also available for consulting if you just don’t have time for that, and need to solve database performance problems quickly. You can also get a quick, low cost health check with no phone time required.

Calenderish

It’s always tricky to time these holiday posts. Time zones and traditions make these things difficult.

Being of the American persuasion and tradition, I tend to be that-centric. If I could invite all of you over for a holiday celebration, I would.

But since that just wouldn’t be practical (and we are practical practitioners of these here database thingies), the best I can offer is my sincere hope that you Have A Great Day.

Since I promised a little something for you here, I’ve got a coupon that offers an even steeper discount on my training than the one at the bottom of the post.

It brings the total cost on 24 hours of SQL Server performance tuning content down to just about $100 USD even. Good luck finding that price on those other Black Friday sales.

It’s good until I wake up and remember to turn it off, so hurry along now.

Thanks for reading!

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If this is the kind of SQL Server stuff you love learning about, you’ll love my training. I’m offering a 75% discount to my blog readers if you click from here. I’m also available for consulting if you just don’t have time for that, and need to solve database performance problems quickly. You can also get a quick, low cost health check with no phone time required.

When Profiling SQL Server Stored Procedures Goes Wrong

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Tricky Scalar UDF Rewrites In SQL Server

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An Advanced SQL Server Query Profiling Technique

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If this is the kind of SQL Server stuff you love learning about, you’ll love my training. I’m offering a 75% discount to my blog readers if you click from here. I’m also available for consulting if you just don’t have time for that, and need to solve database performance problems quickly. You can also get a quick, low cost health check with no phone time required.