Buttery Biscuits
In yesterday’s post, I showed you the promo video and abstract for my SQLBits precon.
In today’s post, I’m gonna offer you a little bribery to show up.
First, all attendees will get one of these lovely T-Shirts. I have options for MAXDOP 8 and 0 available. Because those are the only right answers. Ha ha ha.
If you were thinking about coming to my @SQLBits precon but needed a bribe, how about a T-shirt? pic.twitter.com/Hj9VHK7PRq
— Erik Darling Data (@erikdarlingdata) February 10, 2022
I’m also throwing in free access to my SQL Server training library, which includes a video recap of the precon material.
See you there!
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You forgot MAXDOP 1
Cause those pesky CXPACKET waits.
Accidental DBA’s sprinkle that $#!t on everything…
Heh heh, yeah, can’t imagine how I forgot those…
Are they available for purchase for those who cannot attend?
Not yet — gotta make sure folks at the precon are taken care of first!