Can you teach us how to draw a hotdog using SQL Server’s geometry?
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Full Transcript
Can you teach us how to draw a hotdog using SQL Server’s geometry? Gee, that would be swell. Well, you know, who am I to deny a reasonable request? So here we go. Here’s SQL Server Management Studio. Here’s a bunch of geometry. Here’s a hotdog. I didn’t pick the colors. I don’t get to pick the colors. These are just the colors that SQL Server Management Studio chose. when it drew the object. It’s a bit of an 80s hotdog, which I appreciate. If I were walking in a mall food court in our glorious decade of the 80s, when everything was better, and I saw a neon sign or some other signage that had a hotdog that looked like this on it, you can bet I would have spent probably at that time about 28 cents on a hotdog. All right. Thank you for watching.
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