SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 1

SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 1


Do you like me? Y/n
Does Erik prefer nested loops or fruit loops?
If Erik was an operator in an execution plan plus, what operator would he be?
Sometimes my sql server quits responding so I reboot it but then it takes forever to come back online. Is there an easier way to corrupt my data? PS I’m running on prem with azure disks so latency is a little high but usually performance is good. Also hi Erik, this was a test to see how many words I could fit into a form.
Can you fix my server performance for free? Here’s my execution plan <?\stmtsimple(@2$?@38,!@/&!;,$-“2(,&~¥’c/&1@,’]+_•
Can I edit my response?
Are you free later
What is the best Champaign to buy someone when you find out they don’t have to use Microsoft Fabric?
Hi Erik. Im having huge problems with a table that stores text files in a varchar(max) column. Can you suggest an alternative to that? Thanks
Where’s the beef?
What do you wish that more DBAs have read? Specific books, blogs, etc.

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10 thoughts on “SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 1

  1. Erik
    Not sure your office hours link is fully operational.
    Using chrome and it just spins and spins
    Thought you should know

    wanted to ask a question about the following error message that I received on sql server 2022 while trying to update statistics

    Msg 3739, Sev 11, State 1, Line 2 : Cannot DROP the index ‘dbo.ScoreMaster._WA_Sys_SurveyId_2C041907’ because it is not a statistics collection. [SQLSTATE 42000]
    This occurs with “Sort based statistics” — would like an explanation if convenient

    Googled a ton but no real answers as to what either means or how it is generated in sql server
    thanks in advance
    BB

      1. If I have a question to post for next week in regards moving a production database from 2014 compatibility mode to 2022 which is the server it sits upon. How do I do this

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