Clampdown
Darling Data was born too late for MySpace, Friendster, Facebook, and Make Out Club (MOC).
While I patiently wait for 4chan to make business accounts available, I figured I’d try out something new.
So, you can find bite (byte?) sized chunks of my videos on TikTok here: Darling Data
I’ve also hired my wife (clearly a nepo baby) as a social media intern to slice, dice, edit, caption, #hashtag, and add complimentary gifs to the clips.
If I’m not careful, she’ll be better at SQL Server than me by the time this goes to international media outlets. I would have hired her to write this press release, but she went to bed.
Since I’m clearly not good at these things, please do the TikTok version of liking and subscribing over there, fellow kids.
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Going Further
If this is the kind of SQL Server stuff you love learning about, you’ll love my training. I’m offering a 75% discount to my blog readers if you click from here. I’m also available for consulting if you just don’t have time for that, and need to solve database performance problems quickly. You can also get a quick, low cost health check with no phone time required.
I eagerly await the cat videos. Adopt a few dozen.
House full of murder weasels
Posted on April 3, 2024 … not April 1, 2024?
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